wants sharks and spooks

i'm so glad it's friday friday gotta get down on friday! this week seemed to be an extra long one. every day i got a job to type up that was mucho terrible and Matt was hardly ever home or away from the computer. but now it's the weekend! yay!

lately i've been pretending we have money and making a list of things i'm drooling over that Matt needs to buy me. basically on the top of the list is the olloclip so we can be cool and take awesome pictures with our iphones.

   

 i really love the look of the fisheye pictures! and i also need this iphone cover because...well because i'm a penguin lover and i MUST have it!

 

we also started a shark tumblr this week! why? basically to come up with a sane reason for me to look at as many shark pictures as i already do. and guys, in only 4 days our shark tumblr has already acquired as many followers as i've acquired on my personal tumblr in 6 months. that is freaking insane! and this pic has already gotten over 1,000 likes and reblogs!

   

 i feel so happy that my little shark friends are so popular!

and just because i want to leave you with something to terrify you for days to come check out this gif that Matt made. at first i didn't think it was freaky but then i kept looking at how he's moving in the mirror but not in real life.

 

spoooooky!

HAPPY WEEKEND!

cosmic joke

it's funny how life doesn't turn out the way you think/hope/plan/dream.

by that sentence you're probably thinking this post is going to be super inspiring because i'm going to tell you all about how i wished for something but something else happened instead and it was so much better than what i imagined blah blah blah.

this is not that kind of post.

check back one day next week when i'm back to my "glass is half full" self for one of those posts.

this weekend i'm gonna have a pity party.

explanation: 

(the short version because i'm so sick of this story)

Matt applied for this amazing job across the country in a beautiful state where seasons are real and there's such a color as green. 

we found a renter for our house and had started packing and all was right with the world.

then in a matter of 24 hours we didn't get the job, our renter wasn't able to rent from us anymore and we're back to the same situation we've been dying to get out of since forever.

how did all this happen?

i have no idea. but i don't like it.

you hear that universe? i don't like this big cosmic joke you're playing on us!

i should be saying to myself "self, there will be other jobs. maybe this one just wasn't the one for us. and it's ok that the renter backed out because we weren't going to have to move to another state anymore."

but all positive thoughts are not being heard at the moment.

i've decided we get a day to feel bad for ourselves.

one day of throwing aside our diet and eating all the junk we can get our hands on.

one day of buying things we've always wanted to buy but don't because we just shouldn't.

one day of watching so much tv it'll rot our brains.

you guys know what i'm talking about...a Treat Yo Self Day!

because we need a little silver lining on the crap cloud that is our life right now.

Work From Home

you know you work from home when "getting dressed" only means you put on a nicer pair of sweatpants and a shirt you didn't sleep in the night before.

more ornament making to do tonight!

TGIF

this is one of those weeks i'm super glad is over.

i definitely need a break from work. i've been typing so much i'm starting to get cramps and spasms in my arms. no bueno.

i got a haircut. i hate it.

Matt worked so much i started to forget what he looks like. 

oh yeah...he looks like that. 

i've been extremely nauseous this week. i don't feel like eating at all. hummus especially makes me sick for some reason. oh hummus, how i love you and you torture me.

i'm just so ready for a weekend of me and Matt and food and sleep and House.

which we recently got into a decade after everyone else and i like it.

it makes me laugh.

hellooooooooo weekend!